This is typically how my day starts (pre traffic, pre work, pre bi polar NYC weather).
Alas, this is how it usually ends.
Until the weekend, then it’s more like this…..
Back in the day, I would use this as a sick day from school. It would have definitely been mother-approved. Alas, it’s the weekend so it only cuts into my time and not work time. Not that I could use it as a sick day anyway since most of my work is done in the digital voice, which has no legitimate organs though some geeks would argue that an application is a digital organ. I think they should just go back to their Dungeons & Dragons or whatever the equivalent nowadays is and leave me to my skipping school ways.