Back in the day, I would use this as a sick day from school. It would have definitely been mother-approved. Alas, it’s the weekend so it only cuts into my time and not work time. Not that I could use it as a sick day anyway since most of my work is done in the digital voice, which has no legitimate organs though some geeks would argue that an application is a digital organ. I think they should just go back to their Dungeons & Dragons or whatever the equivalent nowadays is and leave me to my skipping school ways.